TheRealZim

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
You: >:C
You: >:U
Stranger:
Stranger: soo
You: :3
Stranger: are you a unicorn?
Stranger: D:
You: i'm infact a demon-butler-crow named sebastian
You: :3
Stranger: O:
Stranger: Thats amazing
You: are you a unicorn?
Stranger: Why yes, i am
Stranger:
You: :u i wanna be a unicorn but i am just a crow in hooker boots.
Stranger: o:
You: oh yes.
Stranger: well i have magic rainbow skittle powers that could turn you into a lovely unicorn >o>
Stranger: unless
Stranger: you like being
You: really?
Stranger: a crow hooker
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: we unicorns
Stranger: are all magical
Stranger: we eat rainbows for breakfast
You: i don't like being a crow hooker. so cast your magic <3
Stranger: and we bleed silver blood
Stranger: o:
Stranger: otay
Stranger: -whips mah mane back and forth-
Stranger: k your a unicorn
You: yay i'm a unicorn. but what will i tell bocchan?
You: i am now merely one hell of a unicorn butler.
Stranger: well you have more powers nao
Stranger: >o>
You: woo so i can sparkle?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: and you leave a trail of flowers and sparkles when you prance
You: and i am even sexier than i am now?
You: or..
Stranger: YES
You: yay so forever i am a unicorn.
Stranger:
You: but what about the contract i made with bocchan? D:
Stranger: ive already eaten it for breakfast
Stranger: >o>
Stranger: YOURE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: FREE AS YOUR MANE
Stranger: THAT BLOWS IN THE SEA BREEZE
Stranger: WHEN YOU PRANCE ON THE BEACH
Stranger:
You: you ate my masters eye and my right hoof?
You: AND AND AND
You: I LIVE IN ENGLAND SO WHAT
Stranger: O:
You: LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN
You: MY FAIR LADY
Stranger: OH NOEEEEEEEEEEES
Stranger: Dx
You: b-but the pentagram on bocchan's eye and right hoof had a pentagram on it.
You: it was our seal.
Stranger: I didnt eat his eye i ate his left toe.
You: lol my master's name was ciel.
You: lol you said you distroyed the contract and the seal was a pentagram on bocchans left eye.
Stranger: actually it was in his toe..
Stranger: quite chewy..
You: what? it can't be..
Stranger: hes a tricky fellow if you must know,
Stranger: ;c
Stranger: took me awhile to figure out where it was ACTUALLY located
Stranger: D<
You: 0h mai
You: a tricky 12 year old
You: D:<
You: he was hiding it from me this whole time
Stranger: :c
Stranger: its a shame
Stranger: its why i had to do it
You: goodness bocchan! :c whyyyyyyyy would you betray your loyal butler. :'''''c
You: why
You: bocchan
You: why
Stranger: Hes cruel
Stranger: D<
Stranger: that is why
Stranger: he enslaved all unicorns
Stranger: in the past
You: my bocchan? but he's been the head of the phantomhive household forever(since he was twelve) but
You: yeah
You: he could be evil
You: why would he summon a demon crow butler?
Stranger: Thats what he always used.
You: used?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: to enslave the unicorns
You: ;-;
You: i am such a fool
Stranger: :c
Stranger: no need to worry now though!
Stranger: i have eaten various body parts of him, and you are a free unicorn!
Stranger:
You: <3 thank you unicorn stranger?
You: are you a sir/madam?
Stranger: Ima lady unicorn
Stranger: c:
You: :3 thank you madam unicorn. you have set me free.
Stranger: ^w^
You: FAREWELL. I shall return to my quest for dani. see you in the future.

madosuiki and pokino are transported to majical world call mpnings. there is only lesbians there. mado and poniko were lesbians too. they got married. had sex 1:64 times. they had a baby call sakyua and she was a time manipuiler and knife thrower. mado got INTO THE FUCKING YOUTH of fountian and throws nifes too. poniko becomes old and somehow grows a fricken penis 0-o.

she masterbated for 10 days. flandre came and fucked her. oh god.
poniko

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reimu was tring to get a REAL version of the holy breast enlarging water. monoe and monoko somehow  disapered. masada's piano alsoexploded with masada.
madosuiki and poniko had sex again 0-o. yuyuko's boobs enlarged when she saw a dick for ta first time
youmu used her sowrd to try and kill yukair but yukari was too fast

You: WHAT IS OP MY FRIEND
Stranger: The sky?
You: ORLY
You: SINCE WHEN?
Stranger: Since, forever.
You: Wait what?
Stranger: Are you, shouting? Cause YOU'RE TYPING IN CAPS.
You: I AM HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You: IM GOING NUTS RIGHT NOW
You: DONT MIND ME
Stranger: I CAN HEAR YOU BBY
You: CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAM YOUR NAME
Stranger: SHOUT IT LOUDER
You: OMFG
You: YO
You: IM GOING TO DIG A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND I'M GOING TO RAPE THE EARTH
You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY LAYWER?
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK.
You: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL
You: I PAY GOOD MONEY
You: 5/H
Stranger: ILL DO IT, FOR FREE.
You: OHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTT
You: I THINK I FOUND AN ANGEL
Stranger: I AM A MOTHERFUCKING ANGEL.
You: STOP MAN
You: IM DYING
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH
Stranger: YOU'RE ALIVE.
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: I LOVE YOU MAN<3
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MORE.